20. When she straddles you
“My husband apparently doesn’t know that straddling him means I want sex. Thick head.” — PrincessAlterEgo
21. When she asks about your love life
“I know this is certainly not the case for all women but if I enquire about your love life I’m trying to show I hope you’re single.” — haveanicesummer
22. When she offers to share her bed with you
“Many years ago a cute drunk girl told drunk me ‘if you need a place to stay for tonight you can come to my place.’
I said ‘ah no don’t worry thanks.’ I then slept on the floor in the dorm room of a dude.
To this day I haven’t forgiven myself.” — GFandango
23. When she falls asleep talking to you
“Before I was dating my now-boyfriend, I’d ‘fall asleep’ in the middle of the conversation so I could continue the conversation the next morning. He began to think I had a ‘scheduled shut down’ at 11:30 pm and only realized what I was doing after I told him while we began dating.
In fairness, I was pretty clueless too. When he asked me out on a date, I didn’t quite pick up why he asked me out.” — goldentalks