10. When she models clothing for you
“Very dense man here. Made friends with the new girl in town that moved into the apartment next door. One day she calls for me to come over and help her out. Thinking she needed help moving furniture or something I obliged. Instead she needed assistance picking out what bikini to wear that weekend. I was asked to sit on the couch for ~15 minutes as she modeled various bikini top/bottom combinations for me. So there I am trying to give this girl my honest opinion while trying to hold back an erection. She didn’t undress directly in front of me (there was a wall she used) but in hindsight it was clear as day that she wanted the D, while I was just trying to be nice and help my neighbor. I’ll add that she had a breast aug and that her rack was impressive. To this day we remain friends, but are simply neighbors.” — Belly_Laugher
11. When she makes drinks and dresses sexy
“A few weeks ago, I did my makeup ultra-carefully, took all of the suggestions I asked my husband for (that lipstick with this eyeshadow? If you say so), did my hair just the way he likes, put on some enticing lingerie, made some drinks, lounged in front of him… and sat drinking as my hair lost its hold and I got increasingly bored for 7 hours while he played games with his friends online.
So, that.” — juniusgirl