The 5 best Non-Physical Things Men Can Do For A Woman

Some days, I entirely believe my husband should win a “Sexiest Spouse of the Year” award. Men should grovel at his feet, beg to know just a fraction of his great wisdom. He should teach classes like “Seducing a Grown Woman” and “How to Clean Your Way into Her Pants” to packed audiences.

Other days, I think, If he crop dusts me one more time, my lady bits are going to walk out of here and never come back.

We sometimes really hit the spot for our partners, and other times, we suck. This is the nature of every romantic relationship: valleys and peaks.

In 2020, some things are just sexier than others to today’s woman. Here they are in no certain order:

1. Vote.

Here’s a brief history lesson.

Women have only had the right to vote in the U.S. for 100 years.

But if you’re a white dude, you’ve had that privilege for 244 years.

Let that sink in a minute. 244–100=144.

You’ve had the privilege to vote for 144 MORE years than ALL women. (If you’re an African-American man, you’ve only had the right for 50 more years, and if you’re Native American, then -4.)