29 Pieces Of Dating Advice I’ve Learned In 29 Years

8. No texting after midnight; if someone initiates plans after 12, they’re not interested in dating you.

9. If they spend time talking about an ex, they’re not over their ex.

10. If you have to be drunk to call them, it’s time to delete their number.

11. If they’re a lousy kisser, they’re always going to be a lousy kisser. On the contrary, if sex isn’t great the first time, sex can get better the second time.

12. If they lie to you once, they will lie to you again—every damn time.

13. If they make you cry, even once, they’re not the person for you. When people show you who they are, watch and listen to them.